I have to do this standing up, and I'm dizzy and the space bar is almost as small as a normal key. Also, there are strange kanji everywhere and I can hardly find the normal punctuation marks. This is difficult.

Anyway, I came here to say that we found the following on a conveyorbelt sushi bar menu:

Please understand a case withut the arrival by circumstances of a fish market.
Please order wasabi from outrunning you without nesitaion.

Thank you for patronizing our store. Customers like you have made us successful. That's why we ask you to please remember that, when it's busy.
And you are finished, others are waiting for your seat.
Thank you.

I think it's brilliant.